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Larry Flint, aka Jabba the Hut asks for a bailout

Jabba the Hut wants your tax dollars!

If I woke up and saw this guy next to me, I’d gnaw my arm off. Ladies and Gentlemen, you are looking at a living human amoeba! And now the amoeba wants to suck tax dollars off of you!

“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly.”

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis was also a part of the request. PLEASE, pick, me, can I be the ONE? Let MY tax dollars fund these disgusting, fat, bloviating misogynists! Just looking at this pig makes me want to swear off sex for the rest of my life and my tax dollars going for these scums to propagate slime might push me into tax evasion. God help us. First Obama, then Franken,now these swine.

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